If you came here to learn about a massage with happy ending Khao San Road style I’m here to teach you what you need to know… At least about finding Happy ending massages and adult entertainment in Bangkok.
Khao San Road is famous for massages but not so much the “happy ending” style.
Maybe in the early days, but nowadays, Khao San Road’s massage parlor masseuses’ aren’t there for handjo’s. The massage specialist on Khao San these days tend to be a mix of middle-aged uniformed women and men looking for profitable no-nonsense work.
That doesn’t mean you can’t find what you’re looking for, it’s just not centralized around the Khao San area.
It may take a little walk or even a motorbike taxi or tuk-tuk ride to achieve your goals but be sure of this, you’ll find pleasure far beyond what a simple traditional rub and tug massage parlor has to offer.
Best Thai Massage Near Khao San Road
Now if you want a traditional Thai massage or just an amazingly affordable Thai foot massage Khao San Road isn’t a bad place to start.
If you want a down and dirty no holds barred erotic experience you’re going to have to venture a little farther into the city than the loud ground-pounding music, elephant pants, and fried grasshoppers of Khao San Road.
If you’re the adventurous type, there are many massage parlors located in the small walking alleys and side soi’s near Khao San Road and Soi Rambuttri.
Exploring near Khao San Road and Soi Rambuttri can offer many different massage opportunities. If you are unsure if a massage parlor offers services or not, just ask. The girls will be glad to show you a menu and explain exactly what they offer or not.
Khao San Road Nightlife
Khao San caters to a certain type of traveler. Depending on what you’re visiting the Land Of Smiles for it could be heaven or it could be hell.
Little adult activity beyond drinking and dancing and few rub and tug or soapy massage opportunities usually mean the guy’s looking for an adult time stay closer to Sukhumvit Road, Soi Cowboy, and Nana Plaza. More on those below.
Is Khao San Road Worth Going?
If you like partying, foreign girls, Thai girls, cheap street food, friendly faces, loud music, buckets, that’s buckets of alcohol, regular massages, cheap clothing, nitrous balloons, and a bunch of other things you probably don’t really need, then Khao San Road is the place to be.
It’s a budget travelers’ dream that has been appropriately labeled “the backpacker ghetto” in the past. But it definitely lacks that “adult” playground element that comes along with Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Patpong market, or other Soi’s and neighborhoods of greater Bangkok and Pattaya City a little farther south.
Best Massage Parlour Khao San Road
There are several massage parlours and stalls up and down Khao San and Soi Rambuttri. Since you’ve read this far you realize that more than likely none of these shops are going to give you a handjob or offer you sex.
Now, I’m not saying you won’t meet “Working Girls” out working on Khao San Road. Chances are you’ll be approached more than once and propositioned for a “pay for play” scenario if you look like the type that’s looking for that sort of thing.
If you’re looking for something a little more “adult” and less “backpacker ghetto” head to Sukhumvit and explore the many Soi’s and side alley’s offering a plethora of massage shops and GoGo bars offering a head-spinning array of services some may have not known existed.
Massage With Happy Ending Khao San Road
Khao San Road is an awesome place to party and meet Thais and foreigners alike. It’s also a great place to get a “standard” massage and maybe eat some roasted alligator and buy some cheap Leo or Chang beer shirts.
It’s not Red Light District central and if you’re coming to Bangkok for the Red Light District and the girls, then I suggest only visiting Khao San Road if you haven’t before or if it’s just your style of party and you’re looking for a good time. It’s worth visiting once.
Massage With Happy Ending Bangkok
Finding a massage with extra services in Bangkok isn’t very hard. Once away from Khao San Road you can almost guarantee if there are a couple of beautiful Thai women anxiously trying to coax you in to the massage shop while describing what they have to offer you’re in the right spot.
There are a few areas of town that you can guarantee to find yourself some caring hands and maybe some hot oil.
Sukhumvit Road is the main road that runs throughout Thailand and through the heart of Bangkok. Off of this main road are several Soi’s that are home to hundreds of massage shops offering an array of services including:
- Foot Massage
- Traditional Thai Massage
- Full Body Oil Massage
- Nuru Massage
- Tantric Massage
- Sex With Condom
Exploring Soi’s like 4, 5, 11, 13, 22, 23, 24/1, and 33 brings you to a plethora of different massage specialist shops. Most of these offer the various services above. All of these are off of Sukhumvit and accessible from the BTS Skytrain.
Bangkok’s Soi Cowboy: The Heart of Bangkok’s Redlight District
It’s wildly schizophrenic: Thai culture’s preoccupation with doing good, side by side with the sex industry. To say that Bangkok has a red light district (or several red-light districts, for that matter) is an oversimplification.
The statement ignores the fact that Bangkok basically is a red light district. The establishments may be discrete, but they’re probably is not a neighborhood in the city that doesn’t have at least one small brothel/massage somewhere.
Bangkok’s Red Light Districts
That said, a number of areas in Bangkok are established as adult entertainment districts. Among them:
- Patpong, between Silom and Surawong roads
- Soi Cowboy
- Nana Plaza
- Soi 23, (sometimes referred to as “the Artist’s Bars”)
With the exception of Patpong, all of these are located off of Sukumvit Rd.
While the “ladies” are what’s for sale in these areas, there’s a big difference between a go-go bar in the Soi Cowboy area and the smaller mom & pop brothels of Bangkok’s anonymous and scattered residential neighborhoods. That difference is entertainment: music, revues, live bands, neon lights, disco, etc.
The Soi Cowboy
The Soi Cowboy area has about 40 establishments, with names like Long Gun, Rawhide, Apache, and Hare and Hound. (Soi, by the way, is a Thai word that translates roughly as “street” and gets applied to the smaller back roads of Bangkok.)
Long Gun is one of Soi Cowboy’s biggest success stories. With live shows, every night, a 4 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. happy hour, no cover charge, and a 2 a.m. closing time, the bar does more than its fair share of business.
The bar’s biggest attraction is its shows, which stand out as more creative and well-produced than most of Bangkok’s bar scenes. The Long Gun’s biggest drawback is that it is small and usually overcrowded.
The Soi Cowboy area is probably the least expensive of Bangkok’s established adult night spots.
Bar fines (the fee paid to leave the bar with one of the ladies) are usually about 800 baht to 1500 baht— $24 to $45 US at the current exchange rate; of course, whatever you may work out with the lady is extra. Beer varies but is around 100 baht to 140 baht. “Ladies drinks” cost a few baht more.
Nana is located in Soi 4 off of Sukhumvit Road and is a 3 story adult playground open 7 days a week offering drinks, women, short-time hotels, and up to 30 bars.
Easily reachable by the BTS Skytrain just take your stop at the BTS Nana station and Nana Plaza is only 300 meters away. There is no excuse to not visit the self-proclaimed “World’s Largest Adult Playground”.
A few words to the wise…
Running a tab for alcohol can be dangerous. On a slow night, some establishments have a habit of overcharging. And if you want to argue about it, there’s a good chance you could get a short beating out of it. Tourist police can get your money back much of the time, but putting your teeth back in your mouth is another matter.
That being said, my advice to you, is not to let those bar tabs get too big and pay for your drinks as you drink them. I’m not calling the Thais dishonest but it’s better to be proactive with your finances whenever in an erotic drinking situation.
Situations have a way of changing sometimes once large amounts of alcohol are introduced.
Naked women, drunk men and empty wallets sometimes have a way of all meeting up some nights. Just make sure it’s not you on the short end of that stick.
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